~ 我：「有個骨科中醫叫馬昌際幾好架！我 sms 佢張卡片嘅相比你丫！」 隔了一會，朋友：「咁耐都收唔到嘅？」我一 check，原來我 send 左馬昌際張卡片比馬昌際本人！「佢收到真係啞哂！好在我冇連埋 "babe he is good!"之類嘅說話 send 咋！」
~ 媽媽的膽固醇偏高，醫生著她要吃清淡一點的食物如饅頭。往後，我的確有看到媽媽吃饅頭，但不覺得她有減少吃其他東西喎。原來她把醫生的說話理解為：「On top of 你平日食嘅嘢，幾飽都要食多個饅頭」！
~ 朋友說，有一次，在他公司的活動上，老闆笑他肥，問完他的身高後，又問他最輕時有多少磅。他想了一會，說：「7 磅左右啦！果時我啱啱出世！」
~ 張家輝在廣告中說：「英皇金業，盛世藏金。」媽媽說：「成世坐監？！唔係下話！」
2 comments:
ur ma is so funny!! I remember she also said that she needs to do smth before ur exam, eg go to Wong Tai Sin!!!
Why would u send a pic of that Chinese Dr. to a friend? So that ur friend can locate him?? An address would be enough.... It would be even funnier if you have sent things like 'Cheng Yeah' (good stuff) with that picture
The Wong Tai Sin story was like this:
I got several job offers and not sure which to accept. So I asked mum. She thought seriously for a while, and said, "Lemme go to ask Wong Tai Sin!"
And it's 「卡片嘅相」呀!唔係佢個樣嘅相呀！(btw 如果佢收到佢自己幅相，都幾驚！)
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